Good news for Selangor & Dollah Salleh

Tonight is the night, the night where the Selangor soccer team has the opportunity to send Perak and their English soccer coach out of the 2008 Malaysian FA Cup soccer tournament.

I may have some wonderful news for Selangor and Dollah Salleh. News from the corridors of chaos in the office of Perak Football Association has it that Perak soccer players morale are at their lowest now after being hammered to a pulp by Kedah in their last 2007-2008 Malaysian Super league match. Perak’s super great English soccer coach Steve Darby made it even worst for the poor players, he practically condemned his soccer players (especially his defenders) for the defeat and his condemnation was splashed in major local newspapers a few days ago.

Let me just give a hint or two to that Englishman, Steve Darby. Stop picking on those Perak soccer players. They have done their jobs well and you cannot simply blame players. You are their coach and you should bear full responsibility for such humiliating defeats and failures. The problems lie in your poor preparations and let me get this into your head, your soccer tactics and formations sucks! There are times when your plan worked like a charm but we need consistency if Perak wants to be successful. You think a lot but yet you failed to use your thoughts to good use. You’re a waste of time, Steve.

Selangor and Dollah Salleh, please do us a big favor. Go for a big win tonight and send Perak out of the 2008 Malaysian FA Cup. Kicking Perak out of the FA Cup will mean that we are a step closer towards getting rid of Steve Darby next season.

Help us Selangor!