Osama Bin Laden is about to own Newcastle United!?

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What!? Osama Bin Laden, The Osama Bin Laden will own Newcastle United!?

How I wish it could be that way but I’m afraid the headline is only half true. I don’t think it would ever happen since fans of The Magpies@The Toon are making a lot of noise about it. You guys should know those Toon Army goons by now, they have quite a reputation. :-)



Real Madrid willing to pay $133 million for Ronaldo!?

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What the f*ck!? $133 million for that pretty boy Ronaldo?

That’s a ridiculous amount of money to get a soccer player but I guess Manchester United won’t be complaining about it. Real Madrid’s offer is simply irresistible, I doubt Manchester United can ignore Real Madrid’s offer any longer!

I wonder what would happen to Manchester United if Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer with them. The end of the Theatre of Dreams perhaps! :-)