Premier League Shirt Sale – Up to 70% Off!

Well guys, Barclays Premier League has just ended another fine season and let my congratulate Manchester United for winning the 2007-2008 Premiership crown and say well done to Fulham for avoiding the drop on the frantic last day of the season.

Now, I have good news for you. With the Barclays Premier League finished for another year, UKSoccerShop is launching their biggest ever END OF SEASON PREMIERSHIP SALE with great bargains available on their 2007/2008 season stock.

I’m not kidding here. They really do have some great bargains here, up to 70% off! Just take a look at some of their great bargains down below:

  • 07-08 Arsenal home shorts - £12.99
  • 07-08 Arsenal Training (maroon) - £16.99
  • 07-08 Arsenal Training (navy) - £16.99
  • 07-08 Arsenal home - Kids - £24.99
  • 07-08 Arsenal away - £26.99
  • 07-08 Chelsea 3rd - £24.99
  • 06-07 Chelsea home (Lampard 8) - £29.99
  • 06-07 Chelsea home (Shevchenko 7) - £29.99
  • 07-08 Manchester United training (red) - £16.99
  • 07-08 Manchester United Polo shirt (black) - £19.99
  • 07-08 Manchester United Polo shirt (red) - £19.99

 

Perak FA will be slaughtered in the 2008 AFC Cup Quarter-Finals!

Congratulations to Perak who managed to qualify for the 2008 AFC Cup Quarter-Finals! Marvelous! :-P

Perak Football Association’s pride and soul, their English football/soccer head coach who has the balls to ask Malaysia to consider legalizing football betting (Steve Darby) will no doubt use the insignificant victory to make a lot of noise in the next few days. I would not be surprised if Steve Darby does a lot of bragging to the press to save his neck. Watch out for his usual bigger-than-life and incredible statements in the newspapers!

Perak football/soccer fans; please do not get too excited about Perak’s ‘stylish’ victory against Singapore Armed Forces last night. Singapore Armed already has qualified for the quarter-finals, remember? They rested their star players and fielded second stringers very much to the joy of those disappointing Perak football/soccer players. It would have been a totally different story if Singapore Armed Forces had fielded their best team last night.

Perak’s win last night was no big deal! Nothing to shout about!

One other thing, Perak football/soccer fans; please do not hope for miracles in the 2008 AFC Cup quarter-finals. Perak will not advance any further than the quarter-finals. Those wanted to see Perak humiliated and get kicked in the butt once and for all in the 2008 AFC Cup will get their chance soon. Book makers all over Asia are already predicting that Perak and their prized ‘seladangs’ will be slaughtered in the 2008 AFC Cup quarter-finals!

Perak FA and Steve Darby slaughtered! This is something I got to see! Yeah!

 

What went wrong for Perak FA in the 2007-2008 football season?

Honestly, I really didn’t want to do this since I’m sick and tired of writing about pathetic and darn right puking Perak football. But since those idiots over at Yob4ever Dot Com and Perak FA Dot Net failed to provide Perak football/soccer fans with some kind of analysis on Perak’s failure to capture any glory in the 2007-2008 Malaysian Super League and 2008 Malaysian FA Cup football/soccer competitions, I have no other choice but to share what I know with the whole world.

Now, this is not something that I made up on my own. My job gives me the opportunity to get close with football/soccer pundits and coaches; they were the ones who provided me with their analysis and commentaries which I must say are not that far off from my own personal views.

Perak football/soccer fans in general blamed Perak’s blunt attack and weak defense as the major causes for Perak’s failure to capture any honors in the 2007-2008 Malaysian Super League and 2008 Malaysian FA Cup football/soccer competitions. Local football/soccer pundits and coaches however have highlighted something different. They unanimously put the blame to Perak’s engine room! Perak midfielders! Local football/soccer pundits and coaches all agreed that Perak midfielders lack speed, creativity and courage. Let’s take a look at this one by one.

Lack of Speed

Just take a look at our current set of midfielders. They are either too short, lack physical strength or did not have the speed to pounce on opportunities and provide support in defense! I’m not really surprised with this point brought up by local football/soccer pundits and coaches. I have voiced this so many times in the past but then nobody wants to listen. Perak midfielders are a big joke, just accept it!

Lack of Creativity

It is the same old stupid story with our Perak midfielders. They have nothing new to show off, same old tactics and tricks that opponents have seen for so many seasons. Everybody knows that Ahmad Shahrul Azhar is an attacking midfielder cum backup striker. Everybody knows that Shahrulnizam Mustapa or Danial Fadzly is a winger that provides deep penetrating runs (doesn’t work most of time!). Suffice to say that everybody knows Perak’s midfielders inside out!

Lack of Courage

I guess this is something that is plaguing Arsenal as well, the absence of courage to play the ball. Perak like Arsenal; tends to make too many passes. Thus giving opponents the opportunity to read their game plan and kill it with ease. Perak midfielders rely too much on their center forwards to deliver the goals and they are quite hesitant to play the ball by going further forward and create chances on their own. Perak midfielders should take a look and learn a thing or two from Kedah’s and Negeri Sembilan’s midfielders. Kedah’s and Negeri Sembilan’s midfielders are hungry for goals and they have the courage to go forward and create them on their own.

The good news is that one Perak midfielder received tremendous praises from local football/soccer pundits and coaches. The lucky midfielder is none other than Mohamad Hardi Jaffar! Yes, he has enormous potential and I hope that Perak FA will try to keep him here with Perak in the next few seasons.

Even though local football/soccer pundits and coaches have pinpointed the problem that is causing much disappointment to Perak football/soccer fans, this doesn’t mean that we should go all out and condemn them. The problem lies in their smooth English-speaking head coach who failed to provide proper trainings and football/soccer drills not only to Perak’s midfielders to also to the rest of Perak’s football/soccer players. The problem lies in Steve Darby!

The question that remains now is whether or not Perak Football Association has the balls to admit that they have chosen the wrong football/soccer coach and willing to sack Steve Darby and replace him someone better.

Udah le Yob, Mat Saleh mangkor! Ambik je coach tempatan!

 

Well done, Perak FA! Bravo Yob4ever Dot Com!

Last Sunday night was a glorious night for Perak Football Association, Steve Darby and Perak football/soccer fans. It was the night where Perak finally confirmed their glorious fifth placing in the recently concluded 2007-2008 Malaysian Super League football/soccer season!

Yes, it was a memorable night alright. Perak had created a new glorious history in the Malaysian Super League football/soccer competition. Perak football/soccer fans from Kg. Manjoi to Tanjung Malim must have been jumping for joy when the news about Perak’s latest accomplishment hit their towns. Hooray!

Perak’s worst placing in past Malaysian Super League football/soccer competitions was fourth. That was way back in 2004 when the competition was first introduced by Football Association of Malaysia. The past record is now history. It has been gloriously broken in the recently concluded 2007-2008 Malaysian Super League football/soccer season. It is not easy to break great records and we should consider this new achievement as an accomplishment of Olympic proportion!

It is a fitting finale for Perak. Please do not forget that Perak has also achieved another glorious accomplishment in the on-going 2008 Malaysian FA Cup competition. Perak was kind of enough to let Selangor (a team many idiots at Yob4ever Dot Com consider as an Ayam-brand team) kicked their butts out of the competition in the early second round! Simply marvelous! (like Englishmen used to say).

None of the above glory could be accomplished if not for the ingenuity and wisdom of Perak’s English football/soccer coach, Steve Darby. Yes, he has tremendous vision for Perak and he certainly has proven it this year. The Englishman even had the neuron brains to suggest that Malaysia should consider legalizing football betting a few weeks ago. Isn’t he a true genius?

Let me end this over-praising post that doesn’t make any sense to your senses (even those idiots over at Yob4ever Dot Com will find this strange) with a big hug full of love for Perak Football Association and their pride and soul, Steve Darby. Thank you, Perak FA! Thank you for giving us another fine memory of Perak football/soccer for all Yobs and Yongs.

Boleh kejor lagi ke Yob!?

 

Go and eat English sandwich with tempoyak, Yob4ever’s Dato T!

This is my response to a post posted by Dato T on the Kelantanese-owned Yob4ever Dot Com on May 1st 2008. This Dato T fellow is probably the same Dato T that acts as the bouncer cum moderator for Yob4ever Dot Com’s forum. Other than that, I really don’t give a damn!

In his post, Dato T voiced his anger and disappointment with Perak football/soccer fans that have stayed away from watching Perak home matches, leaving Perak stadium very much empty. Well done Perak football/soccer fans! Your mass boycott is very timely and you should continue your boycotts until Perak Football Association has kicked out their pride and soul that has given us Yobs and Yongs much torment and misery, Steve Darby.

It is obvious that Dato T is a ‘blind’ man. He failed to see the reasons why Perak football/soccer fans boycotted home and away matches involving Perak. Perak football/soccer fans certainly didn’t expect their team to win every football/soccer matches. We only want to see our team play exceptional and entertaining football, nothing more than that. Under Steve Darby, Perak is more like a team of English circus clowns! Boo! Hoo! Hoo!

Perak football/soccer fans are not stupid. They are not going to waste their hard-earned money to watch silly English circus clowns playing football!

In his post, Dato T also flexed his biceps and boldly condemned a few Perak football/soccer players. Sure, we are all disappointed with their performance so far but we should not criticize them like that. They have tried very hard to bring victory for Perak; there is no doubt about that. We cannot simply blame our football/soccer players like what you have done, Dato T.

Open up your eyes, Dato T!

I know you have eyes but you purposely didn’t want to use them because you want to protect your rice bowl that is nicely ‘looked after’ by Perak Football Association and Ever Well Sports (M) Sdn. Bhd. You think I don’t know what Yob4ever Dot Com stands to gain with their alliance with those two organizations?

Do you think we are stupid!?

Tell me Dato T, who is responsible for providing Perak football/soccer players with the right football/soccer trainings that can improve their fitness levels and individual football/soccer skills?

Tell me Dato T, who is responsible for providing Perak football/soccer players with the right football/soccer drills that can create a winning team?

Let me answer those questions for you, Dato T. It is none other than the English football/soccer coach infamously known as Steve Darby who has the balls to ask Malaysia to consider legalizing football betting a few days ago!

If you really want to criticize or condemn our football/soccer team, your criticism and condemnation must be targeted at the right guy and that guy is Steve Darby. Comprende?

 

PerakFA Dot Net suffering from denial syndrome

‘Perak terus lakar kemenangan’

That was the big headline splashed at the home page of PerakFA Dot Net yesterday celebrating Perak’s big win against Maldives’s New Radiant FC in the on-going 2008 AFC Cup football/soccer tournament.

Come on PerakFA Dot Net, I know you think that Perak football/soccer fans are stupid but do you really think that they are that stupid to believe that Perak is doing so damn well this season?

What is your particular problem, PerakFA Dot Net?

Can’t you see that Perak is doing badly this season?

Have you forgotten that Perak has failed miserably in the 2007-2008 Malaysian Super League football/soccer season?

Have you forgotten that Perak was pathetically kicked out of the 2008 Malaysian FA Cup football/soccer tournament?

Where are your commentaries on the above two failures? What happened to your analysis?

All I can see so far is that you people over at PerakFA Dot Net only seems to care about bringing good news to Perak football/soccer fans.

What about all those bad news!?

We are not stupid, PerakFA Dot Net! We all know that Perak under the coaching of Steve Darby has performed far worst than what we have seen under Toni Netto. Perak is a big disappointment in the 2007-2008 football/season and Steve Darby should be held solely responsible for bringing shame and misery for Perak.

Perak football/soccer fans; let us continue our boycott. Boycott Yob Boycott!